May 2013
April 2013
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
two sides of me:
motivated half: COME ON GET OFF YO' ASS GO DO 129874 SQUATS AND CRUNCHES AND GO RUNNING AND PREPARE ALL THE HEALTHY MEALS THEN DO 8 HOURS OF REVISION
unmotivated half: can u not
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...
– Buddhist Saying (via n-e-r-v-o-s-a)
i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it
penguinhumor:
“Did you finish your homework?”
childishnotions:
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone